I don’t generally write rants here. Not because I don’t like a good rant now and then, but you can find a lot of them online and I don’t need any more space in my life to complain about stuff. So forgive the next 200 words or so.
Matthew Paul Turner has a post on not liking Third Day on his site and he’s received many comments both for and against their brand of Christian generi-pop. (I just made that up. In case you need an explanation it’s a combination of “generic” and “pop.” Music writers, you can have that one for free) All in all a civil and somewhat humourous conversation on the merits of the music of Third Day. Until the inevitable happened.
The “nice” Christian showed up.
You know this person. They go to your church, or they work in Student Life at a Bible College, or they write letters to the editor for a living, and they will always let you know when you’re in danger of stepping outside of their piety. In this case it was roughly “I don’t know if it’s edifying to write about what we dislike about a Christian band, they are worshiping and playing the gospel, blah, blah, blah,” topped off with a whopper like “A better question would be what would Jesus think of Third Day”
Well, since you asked, I think he would find their music bland, inoffensive, and boring. I am just guessing because the gospel accounts unfortunately don’t give us a playlist for Jesus’ iPOD. (although as we speak some Christian Music Executive is planning a promotion, an ipod pre-loaded with Jesus’ music. God help us all) I also don’t think that just because a band has the adjective “Christian” in their genre they are exempt from criticism. When we begin to follow Jesus we don’t have the opinion part of our brains cut out. It’s okay to like some stuff, and by the same rule, it’s okay not to like other stuff, even if lot’s of Christians like it. I’ll show you with a short list of things I don’t like that other Christians like:
1. Settlers of Catan- This game takes like four hours and nothing really happens. It’s like Risk without pot.
2. Come, now is the time to worship – it just bugs, and it takes like four hours too.
3. Tony Campolo – I’m sure he is a lovely person and he has does amazing things for the Kingdom, but I find his speaking style really annoying.
See how easy that was? You may like them, I don’t. None of these opinions, or my expression of them, in any way affects my ability or disability to love God and neighbour.
But I’m going to go a step further, nice Christian person, I call bullshit.
You don’t really care about what is edifying or good, you only care about propping your own lagging confidence by establishing your spiritual dominance over others. Your main motivator is fear. Fear of being wrong, fear of being foolish, fear of your inability to control the people and world around you. You don’t trust that God is good and in control, so you have to be.
The problem is that the rest of us just nod our heads politely rather than taking you on because we’re afraid that you’ll play the victim and we’ll look mean, not nice and spiritual like you. You do damage to people by misrepresenting what it means to be a Christian, and the rest of us allow it by refusing to take you on. You make people feel small and inadequate and like the Gospel is not good news. You act as if the Body were yours and you better believe it’s not.
People of Earth, know this. You can be a follower of Jesus and not like stuff.